No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Randomize