Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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