i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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