ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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