I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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