Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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