Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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