Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
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everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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