how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just puked most of my soul out..
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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