Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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