angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It's official drugs can't kill me
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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