this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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