drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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