i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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