i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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