I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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