Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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