Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I faked an abortion last night.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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