mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm passing your future prison.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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