You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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