Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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