is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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