This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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