hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
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Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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