Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I understand Curling. That high.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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