escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Say something about gay babies.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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