dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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