Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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