Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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