the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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