She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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