The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he puts the penis in happiness.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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