What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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