Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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