did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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