what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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