I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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