the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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