I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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