dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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