There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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