Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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