Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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