The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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