Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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