capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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