Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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