you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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