This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
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