Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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