Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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